• 1丑(⬆)陋片尾(🐃)曲
• 2你曾经看到过的(🐅)毁三观(🕋)的画面是(shì )什么
• 3你曾经(jīng )做过最羞(🖼)耻(🧢)的事情是什么(🛀)
• 4你听过或看(🚫)过(🚮)哪些变态故事

1丑陋片尾曲

RightRound

演(yǎn )唱(chàng )FloRidaKeha

编曲创作(🎭)TimbalandLukaszGottwald等(🚭)音乐人

所属专辑HereComesTheWeekend

英文歌词(cí(😝) )

FloYouspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

KeshaYouspinmyheadrightroundswayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FloHey

Walkoutthehousewithmyswagger

HopinwhichwithgirlIgotplacestogo

Peopletoseeanother

Ilookatmycrowdbecausetheyoutofcontrol

JustlikemymindwhereImgoing

yeswomenyesshortiesnonothingsometimesclothes

ohnostoppinnowmyparoleesonrole

Ilikemyjewelrythatsalwaysongold

Iknowthestormiscoming

Mypocketskeeptellingmeitsgonnashower

Callupmyhomiesitsonbutpoppintonight

Thenpopinthenightcuzitsmeanttobeours

Wekeepafadeawayshotcuzweballing

Itsplatinumpatronthatbeours

LilmamaIoweyoujustlikebeginningflowers

Girlyoutodrinkwithallwhetherwellpowerclubs

Youspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundwayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopoflatterpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmoreromantictobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorecharmingtobefound

Itsgoindowndown

Hey

ShawtymustknowImnotplayin

Mymoneyloveherlikeanumbaonefan

Dontlookatmymouthlethertalktomyfans

MyBenjaminFranklin

AcoupleofgrandsIgotrubberbands

Mypaperplanesmahanadance

Getdirtyallnightwhichspartofmything

Keepbuildingcastlesthatsmadeoutofsand

Sheswonderfullatterfireblazing

HotterthanGirlwontyoumovealilcloser

Timetogetpaiditscumulativewage

thoughbodybelongonaposter

Iminadazethatbottomiswavinatme

LikedamnitIknowyou

Youwannashowlikeagunoutofholster

TellmewhateverbecauseIllbeyourroper

Youspinmyheadrighthalfleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopofourpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorebeautifultobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothingmorecharmingtobefound

ItsgoindowndownImfeelinmymoneyImoutofcontrol

SomebodyhelpmeShestakinmybankroll

sometimesImkinggolfanotherclubAndImwearinthecrown

PoppintheirbottlesTouchinsomemodels

Watchintheyassesgodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundrightround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightstopsround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

2你曾(céng )经(🈶)看到过(💭)的毁三观的画面是什(shí )么(me )

3你(🙍)曾经做过最羞(📄)耻的(de )事(🥥)情是什么

4你(🤧)听过或看(kàn )过(guò )哪些(xiē )变(💪)(biàn )态(🆑)故事

几大桌(🏿)子(👇)的宾客正(🕟)吃几顿的兴(🕜)奋(🆖)(fèn )突(💏)然之间(💉)靠(😭)院墙的(de )几桌客人一阵(🏰)(zhèn )大乱(🦅)

大(🆔)家闷(👣)(mèn )哼(🏗)(hēng )看过来原来是是(shì(🐁) )院墙隔壁有(🤵)(yǒu )一些(xiē )邪秽的东(🚝)西不(🌁)时飞过(guò )来(🏞)

酒菜不(bú(👿) )能不能再吃一些宾客的衣服也沾了脏很(🍬)多(🚕)人(rén )都气的怒骂

做为(wéi )主(📆)人的二舅也就肯定不能不闻不问(🈶)

他跟宾客们道了几句歉就拿梯(💡)子爬(pá )到院(yuàn )墙和(hé )邻居对(💱)骂(mà )

王(🔜)(wáng )桂英(🏎)我XXXXX你平时跟我瞎折腾我(🔙)也(🤚)就忍(rěn )了今天(💺)你去见(🎆)这样(yàng )多人(rén )跟我较劲我非撕烂你的嘴巴不(🦉)可二舅站在(zài )梯子(🌡)气极败坏的骂(🐸)道

吴明宏你(nǐ )有胆子就再试试你一(yī )天不把事情能(néng )解(🏏)决好老娘(📶)就(🐋)一天不放(⛩)你对面传(chuán )他们来了一个(gè )妇女的骂声

二(èr )舅(🏉)家(➗)农村的房子(zǐ )是挨得很近(💵)隔(🍙)壁建(🗄)的

以前房子一样高下雨天(tiān )各家屋上(🌟)的雨水向(xiàng )着瓦片淌入(🔍)各家(➿)院(🥍)里

可二舅拆了旧房起(qǐ )新房新房(🏷)比隔壁的房子(zǐ )高了半米角(jiǎo )上的(🗞)雨水(📩)就往隔壁屋顶上流肯定也就进了他家的(de )院子(zǐ(🍚) )

不过(📆)这也(🆔)并非有什(🤔)么大(➖)事

流到院子里院子里的(de )确(🏂)(què )就(jiù )有排(➿)水沟(🖱)能有什(🕠)么东西影响呢

不过王桂英不这(🤣)样想

原来大家(jiā )大(dà )都庄稼人靠天(🕎)收成经济(🐎)条件不多(duō )邻里关系(🚿)也(🔦)美满和(👜)(hé )谐

可二(èr )舅这几年地里活不忙就去城(🚧)(chéng )里打(dǎ(💮) )零(🈷)工挣的钱盖(😔)了这几间(jiān )新瓦房

些农(nó(🗃)ng )村人就有这个红(hóng )眼病见岂(⭐)能(🥇)(néng )别人比自己(♋)过的(de )好尤其是以前(🐃)都觉得不如你自己的(de )

王桂英就(jiù )一直看不起二(🤯)(èr )舅

王桂英的男(🍬)人(🍓)叫(📊)陈四虎

名(🚚)字(🐷)里面(⏩)只(🤸)不(🔉)过有(🎋)个虎字但是是只病猫

陈四(📀)虎老实的三(🏳)棍(🏢)子打(dǎ )不出个屁来

他怕(pà )事平时家(jiā )里的(🐥)事全是王(🥚)桂英撑腰

今天(tiān )二舅摆上(shàng )梁酒王桂英不(🥠)知(😗)好歹找碴陈四(sì )虎(🖤)就躲(duǒ )在屋里不出头

陈四虎你出不(🎸)出来管(🆖)一(🦇)管你如果这样再不论(lùn )别怪我(wǒ )一点也不客气了王桂(guì )英骂的真的(🧙)很难听手(📙)中还不(🔜)时的铲(chǎn )着鸡粪猪粪往院(yuàn )子这边甩二(🖊)(èr )舅实在是忍无可忍的道

爹(diē )你跟他(🚨)啰唆什么呢东西啊大表哥的确对二舅实在(🌫)(zài )是(🆖)太(tài )温和的处理不满(mǎn )

大表哥拿板(💏)凳攀过了院(🕕)(yuàn )墙可(🔐)以打开了隔壁(🚈)的大门(🍻)

早守(🏔)在门口(🏘)的二表哥带着兴奋几个堂兄弟一拥而上夺过王桂英手中的(de )铁(🛅)锹出(🍝)来(lá(💴)i )是(shì )一顿打

幸好村(🧚)里几个干部也(🎵)几人就把(🦏)(bǎ(🏨) )众(🖋)(zhò(🧘)ng )人给抽(🔰)(chō(🆖)u )开了

王桂英说要可以报警村(cūn )书记许红星嘲(🗝)弄(🏩)道王桂英(yīng )你有脸打110人家摆(bǎi )酒席你泼屎打了(📋)你(🗳)又是活该倒霉你今天要不向(🤓)吴老二(🍿)道(🌠)(dào )歉吧看我咋收拾好(🍩)你(🐕)

王桂英(yīng )哪里肯去道(🔽)歉(🏇)

她(tā(🍅) )见所有人都(dōu )奚落(🔝)她(tā(🐶) )的不是(shì )顿时就气的(🥕)要撞墙自(🚂)(zì )戕

更何况(🚴)(kuàng )几人的人多把她(🚲)(tā )给拉住了(le )

这时候场(chǎng )面(🍇)僵(jiāng )在(🔔)原(yuán )地了几方(fāng )面(🚪)都(✏)下不(bú )来(lá(✳)i )台

更何况(kuà(🌤)ng )陈四(sì )虎从房里走了(🍘)出来他向二舅道了(le )歉还向许书(🏁)记(jì )只要管(🚊)好老婆(🎶)自(🗻)愿来陪(🧑)(pé(👔)i )偿(🥒)(cháng )二舅三百(bǎi )块钱(qián )王桂(guì )英也被(bèi )懦弱(🏡)的陈四虎气的(👕)一时间回了(📇)娘家事情才算告了一段落(🏟)

事(😍)情下来了(le )一年多(🍨)我又回来了(⛽)一次(cì )二舅家吃饭不这回(huí(💥) )是白事

王桂英那次受了气虽说对二舅一(🧗)(yī )家耿(🙎)耿(gěng )于(yú )怀但(🎧)更气陈四虎的太窝囊

她天天上更加变本(😋)加厉的(🔲)(de )数落陈四(🍙)虎的(🔂)懦(🛬)弱无能终于成(🥑)功把(👡)陈四虎给烧(🌒)穿了(🤟)(le )

那(❌)天二舅还在城里去打工(🆕)二(èr )舅妈一(😦)个(gè )人在菜地(dì )干活(🙃)的人(🦀)

陈四(💷)虎(🆕)(hǔ )那着砍(👋)草的镰刀来(🚄)到(dào )菜地把二舅妈砍翻(🧓)在地(🎌)

镰刀(dāo )再锋利但远远(yuǎn )超(🚺)出长度也没办法一下(😬)把人(rén )脑袋(dài )砍下来(💭)

陈四(sì(🏥) )虎面驳(🐢)周(zhōu )边惊慌的村民的(de )面一(yī )镰刀(🌯)一镰刀的(de )砍(🏪)(kǎn )下了(le )二舅(jiù )妈的(de )脑袋

接着提着(zhe )血淋淋的的(de )脑(🎓)袋回到(🐮)家里扔到了王桂(🅱)英(yīng )面前(🐫)

你看一(yī )下我倒底有没(🌳)窝囊废有胆量(🌥)的村民伏在(👧)门(🔰)缝上(😆)见到他这(💚)样的话(💛)问王桂英

王桂(🌃)英(yīng )被吓(😍)的魂(🚋)不附体号(hà(🚅)o )陶痛哭

陈(chén )四(sì )虎得意地的压(yā )了一桶水洗(🥌)干净的手脚(💹)正坐在堂屋看电视节目

很快地J察就进了村立(lì )即逮(dǎi )捕(⛅)(bǔ )了陈(🍆)四虎

法医仵(👔)作验尸(shī )让亲戚(🍿)邻(🎳)里自己去看

大夏天放了一两天的人头恶臭很(🖋)难闻看完的人都吐了

吃东(dōng )西的那(💼)天王桂英是没有再(zài )找你麻烦

她家的门上落了锁没(💜)人明白(💇)了她去哪了