丑陋片尾曲

• 1丑(chǒu )陋片尾曲
• 2你(nǐ(🏨) )曾经看到过的(de )毁(huǐ )三观(🏨)的画面是什(🚷)么
• 3你曾经(🌮)做过最羞耻的事(🏣)情是什(🔔)么(me )
• 4你(nǐ )听(😲)过或看过哪些变态故事

1丑(chǒu )陋(🚁)片(🎉)尾曲(🔡)

RightRound

演(🏦)唱FloRidaKeha

编曲创作TimbalandLukaszGottwald等(🍶)音乐(🚟)人

所属专辑(📉)HereComesTheWeekend

英(😿)文歌(🌈)词

FloYouspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

KeshaYouspinmyheadrightroundswayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FloHey

Walkoutthehousewithmyswagger

HopinwhichwithgirlIgotplacestogo

Peopletoseeanother

Ilookatmycrowdbecausetheyoutofcontrol

JustlikemymindwhereImgoing

yeswomenyesshortiesnonothingsometimesclothes

ohnostoppinnowmyparoleesonrole

Ilikemyjewelrythatsalwaysongold

Iknowthestormiscoming

Mypocketskeeptellingmeitsgonnashower

Callupmyhomiesitsonbutpoppintonight

Thenpopinthenightcuzitsmeanttobeours

Wekeepafadeawayshotcuzweballing

Itsplatinumpatronthatbeours

LilmamaIoweyoujustlikebeginningflowers

Girlyoutodrinkwithallwhetherwellpowerclubs

Youspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundwayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopoflatterpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmoreromantictobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorecharmingtobefound

Itsgoindowndown

Hey

ShawtymustknowImnotplayin

Mymoneyloveherlikeanumbaonefan

Dontlookatmymouthlethertalktomyfans

MyBenjaminFranklin

AcoupleofgrandsIgotrubberbands

Mypaperplanesmahanadance

Getdirtyallnightwhichspartofmything

Keepbuildingcastlesthatsmadeoutofsand

Sheswonderfullatterfireblazing

HotterthanGirlwontyoumovealilcloser

Timetogetpaiditscumulativewage

thoughbodybelongonaposter

Iminadazethatbottomiswavinatme

LikedamnitIknowyou

Youwannashowlikeagunoutofholster

TellmewhateverbecauseIllbeyourroper

Youspinmyheadrighthalfleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopofourpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorebeautifultobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothingmorecharmingtobefound

ItsgoindowndownImfeelinmymoneyImoutofcontrol

SomebodyhelpmeShestakinmybankroll

sometimesImkinggolfanotherclubAndImwearinthecrown

PoppintheirbottlesTouchinsomemodels

Watchintheyassesgodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundrightround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightstopsround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

2你曾经看到过的毁(🏡)三观的画(🥠)(huà )面是什么

3你曾经(🏝)做(📬)(zuò )过(🕒)最羞耻的事情是什(📨)么

4你听过或看过哪些变态故(⛱)事

几(jǐ )大桌子的(📢)宾客正(zhèng )吃(chī )几顿的兴奋突(tū )然之间靠院(😫)墙(qiáng )的几桌(🐽)客(🙌)(kè )人(rén )一(🚉)阵(🤧)大乱

大家闷哼看(🧟)过来(🌡)原来是(👤)是(shì )院(🥔)(yuàn )墙(🔶)隔壁有(yǒu )一些邪秽(🔪)的东西不(🐅)时(🐋)飞过来

酒菜(🤣)不能不能再吃一(👢)些(😧)宾(bīn )客的衣服也沾了脏很多(🍈)人(🗝)都气的怒骂

做为主人(📑)的二舅(👺)也就肯(🍃)定不能不闻(🍳)不问

他(🔢)跟宾客(kè )们道了几句歉就拿梯子爬(pá )到院墙和邻居(🥑)(jū )对骂

王(📨)桂英我XXXXX你平时跟(gēn )我瞎折腾我也就忍了今(👞)天(💯)你(🖤)(nǐ(🎷) )去(🍡)见(👞)(jiàn )这(zhè )样(yàng )多人跟(🦀)我(🍏)较劲我非撕(🎞)烂你的嘴巴不可二(💿)(èr )舅(jiù(📕) )站在梯子气(🥄)极败(🏗)坏的骂道

吴明(👌)宏你有胆子就再(zài )试试(shì )你一天(📔)(tiā(👦)n )不(🌘)(bú )把(bǎ )事情能(néng )解(🍊)决好老娘就一天不放你对面传他们来了一(yī )个妇女的骂声(shēng )

二舅家农村的房子是挨得很近隔壁(🚣)(bì )建的

以前房子一(🕋)(yī )样(🐯)高下雨天各家屋上的雨水向(💆)着瓦片淌入各(❕)家院里(🕵)

可二舅拆(💮)了旧房(🏻)起新房新房(fáng )比(♐)(bǐ(🤐) )隔壁(👙)的(de )房(fáng )子(💙)高了(🎴)半(bàn )米角上的雨水(✖)就往(🛄)隔(gé )壁(bì )屋顶上流肯定也就进了他家的院(yuàn )子

不过这也并非(🛏)有什(👓)么(me )大事

流到院子里(lǐ(🖨) )院子里的确就有排水(🎐)沟能有(yǒu )什么东(🌞)西影响呢(🥢)

不过(💕)王桂英不(📝)这样想

原(🚓)来大(🦅)(dà )家(⚫)大(🔵)都庄(🧚)稼(🕖)(jià )人靠天收成经济条(tiáo )件(✖)不多邻里(📽)关系(xì )也美满(🐛)和谐

可二(🎀)舅这几年地里活不忙就去城里打零工挣(🤲)的(🐔)钱盖了(💆)这几(🈴)间新(xīn )瓦(Ⓜ)房

些农村(🏿)人就有(🥝)这个(🐏)红眼病(bìng )见(🥑)岂能别人比自己过的好尤其是以前都觉得不如你自己的

王(🏋)桂英就一直看不起二(🏀)舅(🚁)

王(👬)桂英的男人(rén )叫陈四虎

名字里面(🏍)只(zhī )不(🔚)过(〰)有个虎字但是是(shì )只病(bìng )猫

陈四(sì )虎老实的(de )三棍子打不出(chū )个屁(pì(🔡) )来

他怕事(🤝)(shì )平时家(jiā(🍗) )里的(😌)事全是王桂英撑腰(yāo )

今(🔂)天二舅摆上(shàng )梁酒王桂(💐)英(🌯)不知好歹(🏄)找碴陈四虎就躲在屋里不出头

陈四虎你出不出(chū )来(🕥)管一管你如(📉)(rú )果这样再不(🗽)论别怪我一点也不客气了(le )王桂英骂的真的很(🆑)难听手(🧝)中还(🌬)不时的铲(♊)着(zhe )鸡粪猪粪往院子这边甩二舅(jiù )实在是忍无(wú )可忍的道(🌆)

爹你跟(🔘)他啰唆什么呢东西啊大表(👇)哥的确(⤴)对二舅实在(🈶)是太温(wē(🐹)n )和的处理不满

大表哥拿板凳攀(pān )过了(le )院墙可以(😻)打开了隔(👺)壁(📶)的大门

早守在门(🍝)口的二表哥带着兴奋几个堂兄弟一拥而(🤳)上夺(duó )过王桂(🕥)英手中的铁锹出来是一(yī(✋) )顿打

幸好村里几个干部(bù(🌿) )也几(🗨)人就把众人给抽开了

王桂英说要可以报警村书记(🐜)(jì )许红星嘲弄道王桂英你(🈴)有脸打110人(🗨)家摆酒席你泼(pō )屎打了你又是(🎐)活该(🐰)(gāi )倒(🛀)(dǎo )霉(méi )你今(📳)天要不向(xiàng )吴老二道歉(🚫)吧(🈷)看我咋(🎧)收拾(🚹)好你

王桂(guì )英(yīng )哪(⛎)里肯去道歉

她见所有人都(dōu )奚落她(tā )的不是(✌)顿时就气的(🦊)要撞墙自戕(👡)

更(gèng )何况(🍎)几人的(🐨)人多(🚣)把(🥃)她给拉住了

这(🔋)时候场(🕚)面僵在原(yuán )地了(le )几方面都(dōu )下不来台

更何况陈四虎从房里(🐈)走了(🍱)出(chū )来(lái )他向二舅道了歉(🌡)还(👄)向(🚾)许(🕸)书(🛡)记(🎦)只要管好老婆自愿来陪偿二舅(jiù )三(🍌)百块钱王桂英也被(💘)懦弱的陈四(🕣)虎(🦖)气的一时间(jiān )回了娘家(jiā )事情才算告了一段落

事情下来了(💖)一年多(🎫)我又回(huí )来了一(👘)次二(📼)舅(🦄)(jiù )家吃饭(fàn )不这回是(💝)白事

王(📅)桂英那次受了气(qì )虽说(📁)(shuō )对(duì )二舅一(🐥)家耿(gěng )耿于怀(🦓)但更气陈四(👝)(sì )虎的(🚀)太窝囊

她(📁)天天上更加(jiā )变本加厉的数落(☔)(luò )陈(🍏)四虎的(de )懦弱(🌭)无能终于成功把陈四虎给(gě(🦏)i )烧(shāo )穿了

那天二舅还在城里去打(🐗)工二舅(🤑)妈一个人在菜地干(gàn )活的人

陈(🔞)四虎那着砍(👊)草的镰(🛹)刀来到菜(💡)地(🛸)把二(⭕)舅(jiù )妈(⛽)砍翻在地

镰刀再锋利但(🎢)远远超出长(🚍)度(📚)也没办(bàn )法(🦏)一下把人(👻)(rén )脑袋砍(kǎn )下来

陈四虎面驳周边惊慌(huāng )的(🤸)村民的面一(yī )镰刀一镰刀的(👭)砍下了二(🍨)舅妈的(de )脑袋

接着提(🛥)着血淋淋(🤗)的(de )的脑袋回到(dào )家(jiā )里扔(🔑)到(dào )了王(🏨)桂英(🚥)面前

你(👞)看一下我倒(dǎo )底有没窝(🌯)囊废有胆(dǎn )量的村民(🎺)伏(fú )在(👢)门缝上见到他(tā )这样的话问王(👳)桂英

王桂(👤)英被吓的魂(hún )不附体号陶痛(tòng )哭(😋)

陈(🎉)四虎得(🍤)意(🥋)地的压(yā(🚪) )了(le )一桶(tǒng )水洗干(gàn )净的手(shǒu )脚正坐在堂屋看电视节目

很(hěn )快地J察就进了村立即逮捕了陈四虎

法医仵作验尸(🤪)让亲戚邻里自己(💢)去看

大(dà )夏天放了一两天(tiān )的人头恶臭很难闻看完的人都吐了

吃(🌯)东西的那天王桂英是没有(yǒu )再(🎸)找你麻(🆘)烦

她(tā(🎷) )家的门上落了(🎑)锁没(méi )人明白了她去哪(nǎ )了